The end of the school year is coming up, and what better snack to bring into school for those end of year class parties but cupcakes? Mahalo, as usual has you covered! Is this a milestone year end? Then check out this guide to how to make graduation cupcakes If there are vegans in your child’s class, check out how to make vegan cupcakes. Flowers and ladybugs decorate spring cupcakes. If the age group you’re cooking for are ”Twilight” fans, consider baking up a batch of vampire cupcakes.

If none of those ideas suit your situation, there’s also a general page on how to decorate cupcakes that can help you design your own.!

Looks like you already took care of step one: steal a computer. Glad we got that out of the way.

We get it, not feeling the day’s run a marathon under the guise of color war competition. Get some shade, catch up with your friends and click into your favorite tunes, just to find the page blocked. Of course, Mahalo’s got you covered this summer with how to get on MySpace at Camp.

Maybe you’re at band camp. Real band camp, not an eleventh sequel to ruin the American Pie franchise Band Camp. And you got on MySpace, checked out all your favorite cello players, you’re in the right spot, but the playing just isn’t happening for you. Try reading a step-by-step guide then. How to begin to play cello.

Following the summer theme, we’ve got how to make frozen yogurt and how to use solar power.

Summer is almost here, and
Maine lobstermen are busy setting their traps to bring you luscious, succulent lobsters!

Mahalo has you covered, with information on how to boil lobster, how to steam lobster, how to grill lobster, and, most importantly, how to EAT lobster.

If you’re unsure how to select and care for your lobster, we also have a guide that discusses what to look for when picking out a lobster, and how to store lobster when you get them home. We even have a page that describes how to kill a lobster humanely. While eating you can amaze your friends with your knowledge of how to tell the sex of a lobster. And , for those of you who need to settle for lobster tails, we also have a guide that helps you create amazingly good BBQ lobster tails for your summer cookouts.

Graduations are coming up around the country, which means it’s time to enter the safe a guaranteed world of today’s prime job market. In other words, Grad School doesn’t seem that bad anymore.

But relish in the accomplishment with a gift or vacation, or spring for the expensive Ramen Noodles. Nourish the minds of America’s future leaders.

Or get some sweet games with our guide on how to get free blackberry software. Start a love of racing with our guide on how to watch the Indy 500. Or start a new book with some new technology: how to use Amazon Kindle.

What’s that, more about grad school? Yeah, we get it. How to take the bar exam is also posted.

Enjoy the weekend.

The school year is finally coming to an end and so we’re continuing our series of how to do school differently for next year. Auld Lang Zine kind of thing, but in the summer.

How about some public action with our guide on how to win a school election.

How about some better grades with our guide on how to do science homework.

How about school supplies with our guide on how to buy school supplies. Now you can write those notes down instead of trying to remember all of college.

Check out our guides and answers pages to contribute on your summer plans.

Another school year in the can. That’s slang for finished, not another school year of getting put in trash cans by bullies (we still plot our avengance here at Mahalo).

So with a bit of a retrospective, we’ve drawn up some school-related guides in case you want to do things different next year.

Be the next Michael Phelps - err, Olympics Michael Phelps, not tabloid-photo Michael Phelps - with our guide on how to join the school swim team.

Or if the swimming dreams aren’t working out, maybe some more focus in class won’t hurt next year: How to do algebra homework and how to graduate high school.

And if none of that is working out either, then we’ve got how to clean a school blackboard, or just save all the trouble with how to homeschool your children.

On second thought, just enjoy the summer.

Judgment Day is upon us. Err, sorry, that’s in a couple weeks. Mother’s Day, that’s what we meant. So thanks to all the Mothers and Grandmothers out there. You’re incredible at one of the most difficult jobs, and we sincerely say thanks.

To all the mothers, we say treat yourselves. We’ve put together a hodgepodge of guides today which offer a pretty wide range of ventures and activities to explore.

Like, how to be a Cirque du Soleil performer. Hey, it’s never too late, right? Or just how to buy Cirque du Soleil tickets for the sons still hunting for the right gifts.

Or how about getting another degree? Check out our guides on how to choose a film school or how to choose a law school. Or get out on the road and get paid for it. How to choose a truck driving school is now posted as well.

Enjoy the weekend.

OK, things aren’t that bad. Or at least what we’re trying to say is that they could be a lot worse. Maybe all of us just finished our book club reading of the Zombie War series, or it could be the impending judgment we’re going to get this coming weekend.

Either way, no matter how things go as we ride out the recession, we want our readers to be secure in the bare essentials. Or at least have fire. So check out our guide on how to start a fire without a lighter or matches. Use responsibly please.

And speaking of awkwardly forced transitions, we’re still upping our makeover trend this week with our guide on how to buy cheap designer clothes online.

Or go nuts and buy crazy expensive clothes with a second mortgage (take that, recession). This is part of - though not our entire motivation - behind our guide on how to get a loan with bad credit. Again, use responsibly please.

And to justify our article on making fire (insert Beevis sound effect “Fire.”), check out how to survive a foreign invasion. And to compliment the article on getting more loans with bad credit, how about a job hunt article: how to become a graphic designer.

With face-transplant lady plastered on CNN over here at Mahalo all day (decided by CNN, not some sort of on-demand service we’ve designed), it couldn’t help us but wonder about our outward appearance.

With our surging popularity on google searches (but we’re still working on it at the local discoteque) thanks to our article on how to find a husband, we’re continuing the vein this week. Mostly because all our mothers keep calling and asking if we’ve met someone yet.

Since it’s in everyone’s state of mind, we wrote up a page on how to be beautiful.

And to compliment our husband finding article yesterday, take a look at today’s how to find a wife.

Granted, fellas, if can’t hurt if you learn some culinary techniques, so take a look at our pages on how to make authentic Italian food and how to make authentic Chinese food.

We’ve been building up to it all week, and we’re finally here, so happy Cinco de Mayo everyone. Or - using the Spanish we learned in high school - Feliz Happy Cinco de Mayo Day, everyone (maybe, check out our pages on language lessons instead).

Topping off the culinary tour we’ve offered all week, here’s one more guide on how to make authentic Mexican food.

Don’t let our eight-straight days of Cinco de Mayo blogging belie that there’s a lot of other stuff to look forward to. Mother’s Day is coming up, and with David Souter leaving the Supreme Court, it’s time to dust up those job applications in case Obama comes a-knocking.

You’re going to want to look sharp for your Supreme Court job interview. So check out our guide on how to get a hair weave. That should do the trick.

Maybe this is all news to you because your computer is on the fritz (if, so, please bookmark us at the library where you’re reading this). It could be time to get a fresh start with your notebook, so we wrote up a guide on how to reformat a laptop.

Have fun tonight.