horse-raceIt’s been a stressful few months, what with the economy, housing crisis and swine flu. So what’s a better way to get it off your mind and put your troubles aside than sauntering down to your local Playboy Mansion?

Sure it’s been a long time since the good ‘ole days before Heff’s house got all popular with the masses (one day after opening), but why let that stop you? Here’s a guide for how to get in… to the Mansion.

And with the Kentucky Derby coming up on Saturday, we here at Mahalo have all cultivated gambling problems. It started with a couple ponies, then spread to the rest of the race, and now, well, we all owe a bit of cash to nefarious fellows who are banging at our door right now (how to evade your bookie coming soon). If only we had read our new How To guides first: How to bet on baseball and how to bet on football are now posted.

And if those sure-things don’t come through, we can always film our staff getting chased for the money we owe and throw it up on YouTube for a buck. Check out our guide on how to make money off YouTube.