We’ve all been there. You’re in your third sequel after Raiders of the Lost Ark, crazy Soviet lady is chasing us and a swarm of murderous ants are on our tail, all impeding our pursuit of the crystal skull. So what do you do if you don’t have a 1950s refrigerator around to protect you? Fortunately Mahalo has your handy guide for how to survive a nuclear attack.

But until then, we have the little things to worry about. We’ve added how to clean up cat urine along with how to get cheap car insurance.

But why fret, when there are so many things you can be excited about? Now’s the time to live, my devoted Mahalo HowTo blog devotees. Take up a new skill, go on an adventure (somewhere without Swine Flu preferably). That’s why we wrote up a guide on how to become a stunt double. Those lazy movie stars will have nothing on you.