Looks like you already took care of step one: steal a computer. Glad we got that out of the way.
We get it, not feeling the day’s run a marathon under the guise of color war competition. Get some shade, catch up with your friends and click into your favorite tunes, just to find the page [...]

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Summer is almost here, and
Maine lobstermen are busy setting their traps to bring you luscious, succulent lobsters!
Mahalo has you covered, with information on how to boil lobster, how to steam lobster, how to grill lobster, and, most importantly, how to EAT lobster.
If you’re unsure how to select and care for your lobster, we also [...]

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Graduations are coming up around the country, which means it’s time to enter the safe a guaranteed world of today’s prime job market. In other words, Grad School doesn’t seem that bad anymore.
But relish in the accomplishment with a gift or vacation, or spring for the expensive Ramen Noodles. Nourish the minds of America’s future [...]

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The school year is finally coming to an end and so we’re continuing our series of how to do school differently for next year. Auld Lang Zine kind of thing, but in the summer.
How about some public action with our guide on how to win a school election.
How about some better grades with our guide [...]

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Another school year in the can. That’s slang for finished, not another school year of getting put in trash cans by bullies (we still plot our avengance here at Mahalo).
So with a bit of a retrospective, we’ve drawn up some school-related guides in case you want to do things different next year.
Be the next Michael [...]

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Judgment Day is upon us. Err, sorry, that’s in a couple weeks. Mother’s Day, that’s what we meant. So thanks to all the Mothers and Grandmothers out there. You’re incredible at one of the most difficult jobs, and we sincerely say thanks.
To all the mothers, we say treat yourselves. We’ve put together a hodgepodge of [...]

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OK, things aren’t that bad. Or at least what we’re trying to say is that they could be a lot worse. Maybe all of us just finished our book club reading of the Zombie War series, or it could be the impending judgment we’re going to get this coming weekend.
Either way, no matter how things [...]

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With face-transplant lady plastered on CNN over here at Mahalo all day (decided by CNN, not some sort of on-demand service we’ve designed), it couldn’t help us but wonder about our outward appearance.
With our surging popularity on google searches (but we’re still working on it at the local discoteque) thanks to our article on how [...]

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We’ve been building up to it all week, and we’re finally here, so happy Cinco de Mayo everyone. Or – using the Spanish we learned in high school – Feliz Happy Cinco de Mayo Day, everyone (maybe, check out our pages on language lessons instead).
Topping off the culinary tour we’ve offered all week, here’s one [...]

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With Cinco de Mayo just a day away, what’s a better time than removing the tattoo of your “amor” from year’s past? You want your skin clean and clear so that you can get a permanent profession of your new love… the kind you meet at 3 a.m. when there aren’t any other options at [...]

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