pinataToday is May Day, historically an unofficial holiday for widespread protests commemorating the efforts and sacrifices by labor. Most important of all of them, today is No Pants Day!

Because what says labor strife like pants? They’re nothing but an itchy sign of conformation that you’re a servant to The Man. And today, you don’t have to wear pants. You’ll still get fired for this, but at least it will be for a good cause.

Plus it’s a good warm-up for people whose pants go missing on Cinco de Mayo next Tuesday. We have all your weekend festivities how-to guides. How to throw a Cinco de Mayo party; How to Make Burritos; and How to Make Enchiladas.

Or maybe you’re taking the weekend to prep for the holiday itself. Pretty yourself up with our guide on how to get hair extensions and make sure your car is in tip-top shape with our guide on how to change a tire.

Wear no pants responsibly.