1543465464_3b0de4971f_bWith face-transplant lady plastered on CNN over here at Mahalo all day (decided by CNN, not some sort of on-demand service we’ve designed), it couldn’t help us but wonder about our outward appearance.

With our surging popularity on google searches (but we’re still working on it at the local discoteque) thanks to our article on how to find a husband, we’re continuing the vein this week. Mostly because all our mothers keep calling and asking if we’ve met someone yet.

Since it’s in everyone’s state of mind, we wrote up a page on how to be beautiful.

And to compliment our husband finding article yesterday, take a look at today’s how to find a wife.

Granted, fellas, if can’t hurt if you learn some culinary techniques, so take a look at our pages on how to make authentic Italian food and how to make authentic Chinese food.