zombie-stroh

These past few weeks, the staff and community at Mahalo have been hard at work, churning out How-To pages on these very themes. The first two topics could help you achieve the last one—and Mahalo is here to help you on your way.

We can help you “get in the mood,” with our informative page on the super-powerful Zombie cocktail. Get the recipe—and learn a bit about the guy who invented it. (He was an adventurer and bootlegger, who founded the exotic and tacky “tiki” bar and restaurant movement.)

Once you’re loosened up, you could learn a bit about porn… In this instance, we can veer away from How-To’s, to learn interesting tidbits about RedTube. Did you know their interface is modeled on YouTube? Or that an average of 7.5 million Americans visit the sit every month? Not quite the stats that Twitter gets, but still quite impressive (by the way, Mahalo can help you learn how to make money on Twitter). And, even after all that, you still need some tips on how to get pregnant, Mahalo can assist you with a How-To page about improving your fertility with yoga.

Happy How-Tos, everybody!